A friend of mine sent this to me in an email recently so I thought it would be cool to share here.
The picture you see is of a perfectly aged wine – probably at least 60 years old….jus’ sayin’!
Some of these pertain to me now and those that don’t will in the future, I’m sure!
How many on this list pertain to you? You might not be 60 yet but I’ll bet you can put your finger on one or two of these and say, “Hey, that’s me!”
1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3) No one expects you to run — anywhere.
4) People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”
5) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6) There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7) Things you buy now won’t wear out.
8) You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9) You can live without sex but not without your glasses.
10) You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11) You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12) You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
14) You sing along with elevator music.
15) Your eyes won’t get much worse.
16) Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
17) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
18) Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
19) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
20) You can’t remember the email where you saw this list.
See, I told you that you could identify with some of ’em. 🙂